"Mr Satyr are you saying I won't get to see you again if I go? That's not what I wanted, you have kept me company all these years! Please Mr Satyr come with me!" I started to shed a tear.
The Mind of A Looney Tune
That made significantly less sense on paper rather than my thoughts.
Mistitled and Mishandled
Piggy bank… I was in a piggy bank. “Hey I was in a piggy bank.”
The Lost Twin
The guard on his left struck first. He stabbed out with his spear. Twin Blade dodged to the side and saw the other guard start to swing his mace over his head.
Hi, How Are Ya?
Haiku